Tablets, notebooks, and netbooks—there are so many options for mobile computing these days. But which one is right for you? I have no idea! But it's my last day at Gawker!

Here is a list of things I will probably not have the time to cover at my new job.

• Conde Nast holiday parties.
• Anyone who has ever dated Emily Gould or Julia Allison. (Besides, reluctantly, Harold Ford.)
• Laurel Touby
• Apple.
• "The Celebrity-Industrial Complex"
• Teen Hugging
• "Hipsters"
• How many Canadians there are in New York media.
• Sadly, STAB BABY. I think I'll miss you most of all, STAB BABY.
• Metropolitan Diary
• Cary Tennis