The ne plus ultra of "Stories That Prove Gawker's Just Trashy Celebrity Click-Bait Now" has finally happened. And we don't even get paid by the page view any more. What a rip.

Come on Britney. These pictures are two years old and you couldn't even leak them in 2008, when we could have made some money off them? Screw you.
[Via the New York Post, Which Has Dozens of These. They're All About The Same.]