Wanted: A picture of an allegedly averaged-sized megastar's penis peeking out from a pair of glasses in a below-the-belt Groucho Marx look. Have you seen this dick?
On today's episode of The Talk, Roseanne Barr repeated a years-old rumor that George Clooney left a picture of his dick on the fridge of the Roseanne set (Clooney had a bit part as Jackie's boyfriend during the show's first season). "We would laugh at it all the time, and about the second day it disappeared," said Barr. "I thought it would surface by now but maybe they don't know it was George Clooney."
I meant what I said two paragraphs ago: Have you seen this dick? If you are in possession of this picture, or have the time and ability to go through Roseanne to find this shot on the fridge, please share. It would make us all so happy.
Clooney, by the way, has denied this rumor in the past. From George Clooney: The Last Great Movie Star (Revised and Updated Edition):
Even when he quit Roseanne after the first season, the jokester was rumored to have left the cast and crew with a naughty little memento to keep them laughing in his absence: a photo, snapped by John Goodman, who played Roseanne's husband on the show, of Clooney's genitals, "disguised" by a pair of Groucho Marx glasses. The actor has denied that such a raunchy pic exists, though he admits that "The Face," as he calls the Groucho glasses-over-the-genitals bit, is one of his favorite gags. Roseanne herself, meanwhile, has confirmed that the polaroid hung on the set refrigerator for years before mysteriously disappearing one day.
I want to believe.