What, you think you like chips? You don't. Not the way this young woman filmed on the Metro North train by a fellow rider does. After what appears to be a long night of partying, the blond hero pursues the American dream: chips followed by chips and more chips, straight from the dirty floor.
Chips should never, ever be wasted, no matter what battle you must go through to acquire them. If you need proof, just watch the expression on her face at the end of the clip. She knows.