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			<title><![CDATA[Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt's Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism]]></title>
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				Gawker's substantial Mormon readership has come through for us: Two readers have sent us confirmation that Edward Davies, Mitt Romney's militantly atheist father-in-law, was indeed posthumously converted to Mormonism by his family, despite the fact that when he was alive he regarded all religions as "hogwash." UPDATE: Romney's brother-in-law responds below.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5879888/yes-the-romneys-converted-mitts-dead-atheist-father+in+law-to-mormonism" title="Click here to read more about Yes, the Romneys Converted Mitt's Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:02:23 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Did Mitt Romney Convert His Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism?]]></title>
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				One of the creepier corners of Mitt Romney's uncannily flawless life story is the fact that he not only drew his bride, Ann Romney, over to his weird religion: He converted her entire family as well. This despite the fact that Ann's father, Edward Davies, was a committed atheist who insisted on raising his children without religion. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5879278/did-mitt-romney-convert-his-dead-atheist-father+in+law-to-mormonism" title="Click here to read more about Did Mitt Romney Convert His Dead Atheist Father-in-Law to Mormonism?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:56:08 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[John Cook]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fundamentalist Christian Professor's Class Becomes Holy War of Touchiness]]></title>
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				Paul Derengowski was an adjunct religion professor at Tarrant County College in Fort Worth, Texas. Now he's resigned, in protest of <em>another</em> protest about his class. This story is<em> completely bananas</em>. Here's a breakdown, <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2011/12/14/professor-resigns-after-muslim-students-disrupt-class">from Inside Higher Ed</a>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5868065/fundamentalist-christian-professors-class-becomes-holy-war-of-touchiness" title="Click here to read more about Fundamentalist Christian Professor's Class Becomes Holy War of Touchiness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/3637 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/3637 --> In case you were too busy eating last Thursday to keep up with the news, some conservatives were very upset with President Obama for leaving God out of his <a href="http://gawker.com/5862538/obamas-god+less-remarks-ruined-wingnut-thanksgiving">YouTube Thanksgiving address</a>. No, Obama isn't the only recent president to do so, and yes, God was in his written address, but that didn't stop Fox News from devoting way too much airtime to overreacting to the "snub." So on tonight's <i>Daily Show</i>, Jon Stewart gave the crybaby network a nice lashing.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5863255/jon-stewart-mocks-fox-news-for-overreacting-to-obamas-godless-thanksgiving-address" title="Click here to read more about Jon Stewart Mocks Fox News for Overreacting to Obama's 'Godless' Thanksgiving Address">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: STsr9_VvzNA --><!-- /videoId: STsr9_VvzNA --> Watch this YouTube of President Barack Obama delivering his Thanksgiving-themed weekly address and see if you can figure out what&mdash;or Who&mdash;is missing. <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr">tl; dw</a>? Fine, then: It's God! He did not mention <em>God</em>, who made everything you should feel thankful for&mdash;if you believe in God.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5862538/obamas-god+less-remarks-ruined-wingnut-thanksgiving" title="Click here to read more about Obama's 'God'-less Remarks Ruined Wingnut Thanksgiving">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:14:50 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Have you ever suffered some tragedy and screamed out loud, "Why, God? Why?" Finally you'll get a chance to ask him in person, or at least over the internet. And he'll answer! The Almighty himself will be here in the comments of this post, taking your questions. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5857458/god-is-here-to-answer-your-questions" title="Click here to read more about God Is Here to Answer Your Questions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/story/2011-10-12/god-allah-joke-comedian/50746216/1">Can God take a joke</a>?" That is the rhetorical question posed by USA Today, the newspaper with the most <a href="gawker.com/5795334/usa-today-newspaper-of-choice-for-angel+believers">direct link to angels</a> of any major media outlet. The answer? "Absolutely!" (Also according to USA Today.)				<a href="http://gawker.com/5849513/report-religious-people-have-acquired-a-sense-of-humor" title="Click here to read more about Report: Religious People Have Acquired a Sense of Humor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:29:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've all heard members of the religious right rambling their silly, anti-gay slogan, "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." Well, on this National Coming Out Day, God is coming clean and admitting they're wrong: He did, in fact, create Adam and Steve. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5848797/god-really-did-create-adam-and-steve" title="Click here to read more about God Really Did Create Adam and Steve">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				California public school teacher Steve Cuckovich pissed off religiously minded parents&mdash;and Jesus&mdash;when he reduced the test score of a student who said "bless you" to a sneezy girl-classmate. Saying "bless you" is disruptive, Cuckovich says. But so is sneezing, so hopefully he lowered the girl's test score as well.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5845416/teacher-lowers-grades-of-students-who-say-bless-you" title="Click here to read more about Teacher Lowers Grades of Students Who Say 'Bless You'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:10:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Could it be that the real reason the world economy is in the tank is <em>not</em> the tax-and-spend liberals perniciously <a href="http://gawker.com/5841827/the-rich-will-not-become-class-war-victims">penalizing The Rich</a> for their success&mdash;but instead, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/story/2011-09-20/god-economy/50470304/1">the wrath of a vengeful god</a>? Yes. The god one is correct.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5842181/does-god-hate-the-economy-yes" title="Click here to read more about Does God Hate The Economy? (Yes)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: CgpDnXcuhD8 --><!-- /videoId: CgpDnXcuhD8 --> Here's a rediscovered clip showcasing Rick Perry's religiosity, as he explained it on a Trinity Broadcasting Network program just last year. He describes the "supernatural" events &mdash; no rain, then lots of rain &mdash; that ping-ponged him between careers in farming and piloting as a young man.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5840783/rick-perry-explains-how-supernatural-events-rain-guide-him" title="Click here to read more about Rick Perry Explains How 'Supernatural Events' (Rain) Guide Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Australopithecus sediba! Wildfire science! Real jetpacks! Persuasion methods! Solar properties Petrified forest! Heavenly metals! Anger cooperation! And Hummingbird mating techniques that drive lady hummingbirds bazonga! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health&mdash;voodoo, doo doo, woo hoo!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5838459/science-silver-flung-to-earth-by-god" title="Click here to read more about Science: Silver Flung to Earth by God">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:08:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/2820 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/2820 --> In the hot seat on Sunday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) was asked by <em>Face the Nation</em> host Bob Schieffer, "Do you believe that God does use the weather to send people messages here on Earth?"				<a href="http://gawker.com/5837405/bachmann-wont-say-whether-god-uses-weather-to-send-messages" title="Click here to read more about Bachmann Won't Say Whether God Uses Weather To Send Messages">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There are epic Taser incidents and then there's <a href="http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/mother-stabbed-church-brawl/1lQI-9DN90yEqiCXnk9v-g.cspx">this</a>: An R&B singer and <a href="http://www.whnt.com/news/politics/federalraces/whnt-demoore-bio,0,5726293.story">former candidate</a> for one of Alabama's U.S. Senate seats, Simone De Moore, up until last Sunday was the music director at New Welcome Baptist Church in St. Elmo, Alabama. He was fired by Reverend Riley and, according to Moore's mother, Agolia, "They owed him. He asked them for his money."				<a href="http://gawker.com/5829872/rb-singer-tases-pastor-during-church-knife-fight" title="Click here to read more about R&B Singer Tases Pastor During Church Knife Fight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Public Policy Polling dove into the surreal with its latest survey, <a href="http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/PPP_Release_National_721.pdf">asking voters,</a> "If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?" She&mdash;that's <b>she</b>&mdash;scores a 52% approval rating, with 9% disapproving.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5823507/god-has-a-52-percent-approval-rating" title="Click here to read more about God Has a 52 Percent Approval Rating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Can you guess who has been spotted in Lenoir County, North Carolina? That's right, it's Jesus again, in his familiar "on the crucifix" pose. (Get a new pose already, Jesus!) On toast? No, in kudzu! He is everywhere.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5816800/jesus-appears-in-kudzu-near-mas-hot-dog-house" title="Click here to read more about Jesus Appears in Kudzu Near Ma's Hot Dog House">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/2045 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/2045 --> Old grifting fundie fartsack Pat Robertson is getting tired of saying it over, and over, and over again, whenever some gay stuff comes up in the news, so please pay attention this time: The more gay couples are allowed to pick up marriage certificates at the court house and file their taxes jointly, the more likely it is that America's Christian God will destroy our civilization in a fit of rage. Thanks for nothing, Andy Cuomo.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5815960/pat-robertsons-predictably-insane-response-to-gay-marriage-in-ny" title="Click here to read more about Pat Robertson's Predictably Insane Response to Gay Marriage in NY">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:26:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: W-S8K_jQAsw --><!-- /videoId: W-S8K_jQAsw --> It is clear that NBC <a href="http://gawker.com/5813571/nbc-hates-god">hates God,</a> after the network removed the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during its broadcast of the U.S. Open. Can't NBC just be free to hate God like every other freedom-loving corporate person? Indiana Sen. Dan Coats <a href="http://nation.foxnews.com/sen-dan-coats/2011/06/22/gop-senator-investigating-nbc-pledge-edit">says no!</a> This omission must be explained in excruciating detail to top federal authorities.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5814469/senator-demands-investigation-of-nbc-for-making-business-decision" title="Click here to read more about Senator Demands Investigation of NBC for Making Business Decision">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: W-S8K_jQAsw --><!-- /videoId: W-S8K_jQAsw --> Patriotic Americans everywhere rushed home from church yesterday afternoon in order to tune into the "U.S. Open" golf tournament, knowing that god, in his infinite beneficence, would understand that enthusiasm for the "U.S. Open" is part and parcel of doing His work. Imagine their shock, then, when the NBC broadcasting network failed to include the words "under god" in their introductory segment for the "U.S. Open"&mdash;which, naturally, was a sickeningly sweet montage of pseudo-patriotic images up to and including American soldiers toting around carefully folded U.S. flags, as schoolchildren reverently recited the Pledge of Allegiance. Sickeningly patriotic, yes; but <em>not </em>sickeningly religious. To recap: Innocent, golf-loving American children were subjected, against their will, to a television montage of relentlessly patriotic symbology that did <em>not</em> include the words "under god" in its rote reenactment of our national indoctrination rites.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5813571/nbc-hates-god" title="Click here to read more about NBC Hates God">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A new study says atheists have "far better" sex lives than their religious counterparts, of whom 80% say they feel profound guilt after the fact. (I guess the other 20% get off on knowing that Someone is watching.) [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1388827/Atheists-better-sex-religious-followers-plagued-guilt.html">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5803811/the-joy-of-atheist-sex" title="Click here to read more about The Joy of Atheist Sex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 May 2011 00:04:27 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Good news for the oxymoronic field of creationist paleontology: A newly discovered <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1370476/Petroglyph-Utah-Proof-dinosaurs-humans-existed-just-mud-stain.html">cave painting</a> in southeastern Utah sort of resembles a long-necked dinosaur, which means humans and dinosaurs coexisted in Utah 6000 years ago, back when the planet was new, say officials from the <a href="http://creationmuseum.org/">Creationist Museum</a> of Petersburg, Kentucky.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5786445/creationists-find-cave-painting-of-dinosaur" title="Click here to read more about Creationists Find Cave Painting of Dinosaur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:17:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: uUHwd2JeKqc --><!-- /videoId: uUHwd2JeKqc --> The <em>New York Times</em> trips and stumbles all over itself today in <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/16/arts/music/from-cee-lo-green-to-pink-speaking-the-unspeakable.html?ref=arts">an entire article </a>about songs with the work "Fuck" which does not contain the word "Fuck." Your prayer is answered, NYT: "Bless You," the Christian remix of Cee-Lo's blasphemous hit. Completely soothing to the easily-offended sensibilities of<em> New York Times </em>editors! (Except for that keyboard player.)				<a href="http://gawker.com/5782496/the-christian-fuck-you-remix-bless-you" title="Click here to read more about The Christian 'Fuck You' Remix: 'Bless You'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:55:52 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/837 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Gawker/videos/837 --> A delightful young YouTube psychopath, user <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/tamtampamela">tamtampamela</a>, has recorded a video in which she praises her bloodthirsty Christian god for killing all those atheist Japanese.  This falls roughly in the same category as all the Facebook statusers who <a href="http://twitter.com/larrybraverman/status/46324857620803584">cited Pearl Harbor</a> as a reason for not giving aid to the tsunami relief effort.  Here are some of your terrible citizens, America!  You may now resume enjoying your day.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5781856/young-woman-thanks-god-for-atheist+killing-tsunami" title="Click here to read more about Young Woman Thanks God for Atheist-Killing Tsunami">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:42:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Lawson]]></dc:creator>
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				The ol' Catholic church<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-03-02-1Abible02_ST_N.htm"> is revising the Bible again</a>. Should that even be allowed? Anyhow. They don't want any bad PR, for Jesus, so they're removing the term "booty," as in "stuff you steal after a war," and replacing it with "spoils" of war. And look at this bullshit:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5774304/bible-now-100-booty+free" title="Click here to read more about Bible Now 100% Booty-Free">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:27:01 EST]]></pubDate>
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				[<em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kevinsmith" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kevinsmith" href="http://gawker.com/tag/kevinsmith/">Kevin Smith</a> takes on protesters from the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #westborobaptistchurch" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #westborobaptistchurch" href="http://gawker.com/tag/westborobaptistchurch/">Westboro Baptist Church</a> outside the screening for his church horror movie 'Red State' at Sundance yesterday. Image via AP</em>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5741585/kevin-smith" title="Click here to read more about Kevin Smith Really Wants You to Like His New Movie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Jan 2011 08:35:04 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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				This year's <a href="http://tv.gawker.com/tag/goldenglobes">Golden Globes ceremony</a> has ended, but that doesn't mean we have to stop talking about it! From Ricky Gervais' controversial turn as host, to Jane Fonda's nip slip&mdash;and much more!&mdash;here are the show's most memorable moments.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5735285/the-most-memorable-moments-of-the-68th-annual-golden-globe-awards" title="Click here to read more about The Most Memorable Moments of the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:30:03 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Cherette]]></dc:creator>
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				There's never a shortage of people around the world claiming they've seen apparitions of Jesus and the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #virginmary" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #virginmary" href="http://gawker.com/tag/virginmary/">Virgin Mary</a>. But did you know that for a brief time in 1859, Mary hung out in Wisconsin? Well, <em>it's true</em>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5717474/that-one-time-the-virgin-mary-visited-wisconsin" title="Click here to read more about That One Time the Virgin Mary Visited Wisconsin">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: mY2AJmGtUEY --><!-- /videoId: mY2AJmGtUEY --> "We are told the fight was caused by difference of views of the Scriptures." These Christian soldiers seem to be following all the rules. [<a href="http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s1888936.shtml">KOB</a> via <a href="http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2391246159/ultimate-christian-street-fighting-brawling-over">Christian Nightmares</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5715388/jesus-people-fight-other-jesus-people-for-jesus" title="Click here to read more about Jesus People Fight Other Jesus People, for Jesus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This time, it's really happening. On May 21 of next year, Jesus Christ shall swoop down from the heavens on a white steed to snatch up all True Believers. That's right &mdash; the Rapture is coming! Where do you stand?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5704035/save-the-date-jesus-is-coming-in-may" title="Click here to read more about Save the Date: Jesus Is Coming in May!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know the annoying pro-athlete habit of thanking God for, well, everything? Buffalo Bills Wideout Stevie Johnson just took that in a slightly different direction, after dropping a potentially game-winning touchdown pass:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5700997/football-player-blames-god-on-twitter-for-dropped-touchdown-pass" title="Click here to read more about Football Player Blames God, on Twitter, for Dropped Touchdown Pass">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: iVtNzONbaiU --><!-- /videoId: iVtNzONbaiU --> Oh <em>Fox & Friends</em>, you never fail us.  Recently, lemon-scented floor mop Gretchen Carlson invited a little boy and his father on to discuss the child's near-death experience and how, the kid claims, he went to heaven and saw God.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5693663/little-kid-says-he-went-to-heaven-adult-news-professional-totally-believes-him" title="Click here to read more about Little Kid Says He Went to Heaven, Adult News Professional Totally Believes Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 16:17:15 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"Don't visit www.ComingNovember2010.com," said a billboard posted by a road in Smithfield, North Carolina. The message was signed, "Satan." Come to find out it's just a dumb <a href="http://bridgechurch.cc/smithfield/">church website</a>. That Satan really isn't as bad as they say. [<a href="http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/11/10/794041/satan-signs-billboard.html#storylink=misearch">News-Observer</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5687769/you-should-have-listened-to-satan" title="Click here to read more about You Should Have Listened to Satan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hamilton Nolan]]></dc:creator>
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				The annual godless atheist humanist <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/waronchristmas/">War on Christmas</a> starts just as early as the Corporate American Christmas Season, and with equal fervor. For at least the <a href="http://gawker.com/5085989/atheist-ads-target-jesus-santa-babies">third </a><a href="http://gawker.com/5417122/atheist-war-on-christmas-proceeding-smoothly">straight</a> year, atheists have chosen to assault god-fearing Americans, with advertisements. <em>Godless</em> advertisements.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5686420/christmas-looking-more-godless-than-ever" title="Click here to read more about Christmas Looking More Godless Than Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here is an odd, elderly-looking (2,000 year-old?) baby in church, dancing as if possessed by the Jesus Spirit. Give that baby <a href="http://gawker.com/5548199/two+pack+a+day-smoking-baby-totally-cooler-than-you">a cigarette</a> and <a href="http://gawker.com/5652804/mom-boyfriend-sentenced-to-jail-for-taping-toddler-to-wall">tape it to a wall</a>, it'll be the biggest thing on the internet!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5673777/baby-gets-the-holy-spirit" title="Click here to read more about Baby Gets the Holy Spirit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hamilton Nolan]]></dc:creator>
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				Is Williamsburg <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/holy_hipsters_flock_to_church_5CIUEYTsvqbkGgws0cV7YP?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=">ditching Dov Charney for Jesus</a>?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5671957/blasphemous-brooklynites-abandon-debauchery-for-god" title="Click here to read more about Blasphemous Brooklynites Abandon Debauchery for God">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Oct 2010 11:01:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If, like many elitist heathens, you consider a megachurch in Orange County to be one of the most objectionable things your imagination could ever conjure up, you'll be impolitely happy to hear that <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/19/us/19crystal.html?ref=us">the Crystal Cathedral is bankrupt</a>. (Financially).				<a href="http://gawker.com/5667645/god-fails-to-rescue-gaudy-monument-to-excess" title="Click here to read more about God Fails to Rescue Gaudy Monument to Excess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hamilton Nolan]]></dc:creator>
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				Today we looked at <a href="http://gawker.com/5664744/the-single-truest-political-rant-ever-to-appear-on-morning-television">a very salient political media rant</a> that oddly enough happened on morning television.  His attention caught by all the noise, God descended into the comments to weigh in.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5665264/comment-of-the-day-god-speaks-out-about-muslims" title="Click here to read more about Comment of the Day: God Speaks Out Against Common Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Like most religious people, Americans are breathtakingly ignorant. We already knew we were ignorant about science and other factual matters, of course&mdash;but it turns out we're equally ignorant <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/28/us/28religion.html?_r=1&ref=us">about religion</a>! Except for the atheists.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5649907/study-atheists-know-the-most-about-religion" title="Click here to read more about Study: Atheists Know the Most About Religion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/topics/reference/timestopics/people/K/verlyn_klinkenborg/index.html?scp=1-spot&sq=verlyn%20klinkenborg&st=cse">Verlyn Klinkenborg</a> writes for the <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #newyorktimes" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #newyorktimes" href="http://gawker.com/tag/newyorktimes/">New York Times</a> </em>editorial page and is absolutely unbearable. He writes twee musings about his farm. In the world's greatest newspaper. Two years ago, I <a href="http://gawker.com/392486/news-nature-and-new-york-city-a-plea-to-verlyn">asked him to stop. </a>Instead, he's gotten worse than ever.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5649122/verlyn-klinkenborg-still-a-menace" title="Click here to read more about Verlyn Klinkenborg: Still a Menace">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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