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- Britney Spears loses custody of her fifth legal team in her ill-fated attempt to take care of her kids. [P6]
- An 82-year-old Sardinian poet was killed for a 50-year-old vendetta. [Guardian]
- Kiera Knightley is going to university to "study something and become it." She totally the new Natalie Portman. [Mirror]
- A B-list star actually turns down sex from a groupie. Mazel Nick Carter! [TMZ]
- That Malaysian Minister of Health dude who starred in a sex tape has resigned. [TimesUK]
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