Tempters of fate! Sensible tempters, but still! US magazine is reporting the Associated Press has already written Brit's obit, which is standard news practice with celebrities, presidents and the like, but usually they're not, you know, 26. "We are not wishing it," the wire's entertainment editor said, "But if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time." Good luck explaining that public quote at the pearly gates, pal! [US]