Real or fake, this is pretty funny. I didn't realize a straight-on-straight, Godzilla, model train, crabstick fetish existed, but apparently it does. Enjoy your weekend everybody. I'll be drinking in midtown if you want to find me. [Hysterical Paroxysm] Click through for larger image.










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