happynewyear - 2009 Is Your New Barack Obama

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By Gabriel Snyder Dec 31, 2008 3:10 PM 2,916

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2009 Is Your New Barack Obama

We've had it with 2008. Let the change in calendar bring a new year with all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, and all boredom amused. We're taking tomorrow off. See you on Friday.

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