Hey there, Upper East Siders. Gawker here. Before you traipse off to slumber or a sex club tonight, please take a moment to appreciate this photo, submitted by tipster @AnimalFarmNYC, which allegedly depicts former NYU student and successful author Dan Humphrey "sleeping and/or meditating" at a Manhattan coffee shop earlier this evening.
Has D been kicked out of Rufus' loft for good? Remember "Charlie" from latter seasons, and how she sucked? Chuck and Blair limo sex. Where there's smoke, there's fire at the Empire Hotel, etc.