LOST: OUR SWEET BOY JEB
John Ellis Bush was last seen wandering the streets of Boston Tuesday night, when a student at Emerson happened to cross his path. Tragically, after a quick photo op, the former candidate escaped back into the night. Please help us bring our Jeb home.
Answers to: Jeb!
Age: A spry 63.
Sex: Male, neutered.
If you find Jeb on Boston’s dark city streets, please take him in (send us photos) and let a responsible adult know immediately. We’ve seen what can happen when Jeb is left to his own devices. No one wants that.