People google a lot of dumb shit over the course of a given day. Just ask Casey Anthony.
But what if Google were just some guy with the world's worst job? What would it look like if every time you wanted to google "gross fat butthole dick poop" you had to ask that poor guy instead of your nonjudgmental computer?
College Humor set out to search for the answer, and came back with a response that is now, appropriate, the top result on Google for "what if Google were a guy."
[video via College Humor]