Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

Everyone's close personal friends Prince William and Kate Middleton emerged from St. Mary's hospital on Tuesday with a brand new baby boy they made or found or something.

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

The couple's son was born Monday at 4:24 p.m. and weighed 8 lbs., 6 oz. He looks like a baby.

The family emerged around 7:00 p.m. local time, to intermittent rain showers.

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby


Prince William addressed the members of the (formerly tired, cranky) press, apologizing for his (still nameless) son's delay before loading him into a carseat and driving away.

“I’ll remind him of his tardiness when he’s a bit older, ‘cause I know how long you’ve all been sat out here.”

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

The baby does not have a name yet, so maybe they will name him Bubbles. Here's a video of a bunch of people screaming at him:

And, finally, for comparison's sake:

Here's the First Picture of the Royal Baby

[Images via AP, Telegraph live feed // Video via MSNBC]

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