Everyone's close personal friends Prince William and Kate Middleton emerged from St. Mary's hospital on Tuesday with a brand new baby boy they made or found or something.
The family emerged around 7:00 p.m. local time, to intermittent rain showers.
Prince William addressed the members of the (formerly tired, cranky) press, apologizing for his (still nameless) son's delay before loading him into a carseat and driving away.
“I’ll remind him of his tardiness when he’s a bit older, ‘cause I know how long you’ve all been sat out here.”
The baby does not have a name yet, so maybe they will name him Bubbles. Here's a video of a bunch of people screaming at him:
[There was a video here]
And, finally, for comparison's sake:
[Images via AP, Telegraph live feed // Video via MSNBC]
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