Here's the Morrissey/The Smiths "Christmas Album" We Just InventedS

Whether you're home alone or miserable elsewhere, this is the time of year when the proper music is crucial to surviving the next several days. How is there not a Morrissey/The Smiths holiday album to get us through these dramatic and romantic times? Here's the next best thing.

Presenting Happy Christmas From Morrissey and The Smiths, which is not a real holiday classic (yet), but simply a "playlist" on the Internet. Remember, your parents might've accidentally conceived you to one of these very songs!

1. "Please Please Please, Let Me Get What I Want"

2. "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"

3. "Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference"

4. "I Have Forgiven Jesus"

5. "Girlfriend In a Coma"

6. "Shoplifters of the World Unite"

7. "You Should Have Been Nice To Me"

8. "Late Night, Maudlin Street"

9. "Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together"

10. "Everyday Is Like Sunday"

11. "To Me You Are a Work of Art"

12. "Moon River"

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