The first half of the teaser trailer for Diana, the biopic about the Princess of Wales, avoids showing Diana's face entirely. There are high angles, over the shoulder angles, and shots that cut off just below the Princess's ear. After an inexplicable pan of a living room, lots of crowds assembled en masse, and crouching paparazzi, we finally see the visage of Naomi Watts, peering out below a blonde coiffure. Some warnings: she's doesn't look much like Princess Diana, the music is offensively melodramatic, and there is a terrifying final shot of false eyelashes.