Miley Cyrus' jaw-dropping twerk-a-thon at this year's MTV Video Music A-twerks was a twerktacular twerkfest that set off a 24/7 twerk cycle. The news loves twerking, the news is confused by twerking, some people on the news won't twerk, some people say they will but don't.

Above is a supercut of people on the news discussing and defining twerking in the aftermath of Cyrus' thrilling VMAs performance.

This video was inspired by former Gawker Editorial Fellow Robert Kessler, one who got away.