Living well is the best revenge, but feeding your enemies semen-filled cupcakes is a close second.
A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly put pubic hair, semen, expired food, and pills into the cupcakes she handed out last Thursday to kids who picked on her. Another student asked the girl why her cupcakes tasted so bad, and she said it was because she'd filled them with bodily fluids.
Police were able to confirm that the cupcakes were made with a gross combination of condiments including mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, and soy sauce, but the food was destroyed before it could actually be tested for semen. The health department has been called off of the investigation.
One student is the source of the report that the cupcakes contained semen and that they were passed out to kids who bullied the cupcake-baking girl, according to ABC 10, so take the whole story with a grain of salt.
Centennial High School has now implemented a "no outside food" policy, forcing the cancellation of a French class food day this week. Sorry, students, no pain au sperme for you.