An extremely disgruntled New Yorker does his best impression of a YouTube comment while chewing out a street performer for being a "no talent, self-consumed, mediocre piece of shit."

It's all here: The ad hominem insults, the meaningless references to institutes of higher learning (the Academy of Art University!), the dime-store definitions of creativity, the ALL-CAPS rant.

And the best part: "I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966."

[thanks Caroline!]