Seventeen years (?) ago today—on July 8, 1998—Jaden Christopher Syre Smith revealed his existence to us. In that short time, Jaden has bestowed a lifetime’s worth of wisdom to his devoted, and ever-growing, faction of true believers: prana energry, high level imagimathematics (a.k.a. “Patterns, boom!”), The Orgonite Society, and spirit science.
All of which begs the question: Is Jaden Smith really 17 or some supernatural age beyond our regular-brained comprehension?
Popular history credits Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith as Jaden’s parents. But what if this is not true? What if Jaden was transported to us from a distant planet? (Like Jupiter? Yes!) What if everything you thought you knew about Jaden was a lie and he was really sent to bring us closer to total enlightenment?
No mere 17-year-old kid human contains knowledge this vast:
I think that there is that special equation for everything, but I don’t think our mathematics have evolved enough for us to even—I think there’s, like, a whole new mathematics that we’d have to learn to get that equation ... It’s beyond mathematical. It’s, like, multidimensional mathematical, if you can sort of understand what I’m saying.
Most Trees Are Blue
Yeah Whatever Your Still Not As Cool As North.
Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it’s not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you’re thinking about something happy, you’re thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That’s not a duality consciousness. And you can’t listen to your mind in those times — it’ll tell you what you think and also what other people think.
All Of Your Idols Are Going To Start Writing Their Own Articles, And These Uninformed “Journalists” Will Become Obsolete.
It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.
There Is No Dress.
Hmmmmmmm. Makes you think.
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