· George Clooney is the sexiest thing to strut down the halls of the UN since the swinging heyday of Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
· Poor Beth must be beside herself with worry as her beloved Dog sits behind bars.
· Say what you will about DVD bootlegs—their packaging can't be accused of misleading the customer.
· It seems Sean Penn is above Canadian law, after all.
· Try not to weep as you take in Wal-Mart Ex-Boy Bander Tragedy.
· To wrap up what turned out to be a filthier day than usual, enjoy The Price Is Right contestant Ignacia's shameless, foul-mouthed come-ons to Bob Barker.

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