Radar's setting off the sirens, claiming that Britney Spears is about to unleash the fruit of her womb on an unsuspecting Los Angeles:

A little (very reliable) birdie tells us that Ms. Spears is giving birth (via C-section) at Cedars-Sinai right now. The Federletus has arrived!

We suppose that the whole world will know shortly if this is true. In the meantime, if any of our readers over on the westside see the sky above the hospital suddenly darken and unleash a hail of Cheetos and Red Bull, please drop us a line. We'll be checking e-mail intermittently as we flee into the desert, hoping that all of those fresh souls in Beverly Hills sate the baby's appetite while we make our escape.

UPDATE: The National Enquirer is also reporting the imminent arrival of Baby Spears-Federline.

• Britney… Breaking! [Radar]

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