Both the NY Daily News and the NY Post feature photos on their front pages of successfully deprogrammed ex-Kabbalah devotee Britney Spears driving her pristine, soft-top Mini Cooper with her slightly damaged, soft-top mini-human, Sean Preston, improperly harnessed into his child safety seat facing forward, instead of the recommended backward. (Call us bleeding hearts, we were just thrilled he wasn't bungee'd to a snowboard rack.) Both tabloids lazily grabbed at the most obvious headline, running with a redundant "Oops, I Did It Again"-motif. We can only hope "Dropped My Baby (One More Time)" won't too echo across the nation's newsstands the morning after Spears' next infant-fracturing high-chair malfunction.

• Oops, yet again! Britney in new baby gaffe [MSNBC/AP]
• Breaking: Teen-Pop Sensation Deficient in Auto Safety Provisions [Gawker]

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