There is absolutely nothing that we could write about the above sculpture, artist Daniel Edwards' "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," that could possibly top the prose in this section of the press release:

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

Click on the above image to release a spray of boiling bleach from your monitor, assuring that you'll never again have to view anything that asks you to contemplate the crowning of something from Spears' vagina.

[Photo: Send2Press Newswire]

• Dedication Honors Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth [Send2Press]

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