If you haven't heard by now, the NY Times' Judith Miller is going to jail, while Time's Matthew Cooper has decided to testify about his confidential source rather than join Miller in the slammer. Whenever big news like this breaks, we always like to do our part by helping CBS cast its inevitable, fast-tracked television movie. We think Jason Alexander will make a fine Cooper, while Tomlin will bring an offbeat sensibility to Miller. Please remember that we're dealing with TV casting budgets—there's no way that Les Moonves is going to meet Paul Giamatti's quote for a MOW.

• New York Times Reporter Is Jailed for Keeping Source Secret [NYT]
• Cooper Opens Big [Wonkette]

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