Clay Aiken may not have toppled Justin Timberlake from the number one spot on the charts with yesterday's release of his new CD, but you'd hardly know it from the swarms of Claymates who showed up to his in-store signing at the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood: The only LoveSounds these horny ladies were interested in were of the twangy, high-pitched, and exceedingly fey variety. When a nervous fanatic in her prime baby-making years approached her idol (pictured), so atwitter were her twin reproductive organs that they literally shook themselves loose and fell to the floor, sending her sheepishly scrambling to collect them before they could roll into the Jazz section.

• Clay Aiken Album 'A Thousand Different Ways' Debuts at Number 2 on Billboard Album Chart With Sales Over 205,000 [RCA Records]
• Pics of Clay Aiken event at Hollywood 09-26-2006 [ohnotheydidnt]

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