We've long been irrationally obsessed with the cheaply-attired superheroes and movie characters who stalk the section of Hollywood Boulevard in front the Chinese Theatre, corralling tourists for uncomfortably posed, five-dollar Polaroids. LAist feeds our obsession, overhearing this conversation across the street from the Chinese:

Chucky: Oh, I got this invitation to a party!
Spiderman: Who's throwing it?
Chucky: Um, the Policemen.
Spiderman: (laughing) Maybe they just invited you there so they can arrest you. Like a setup.
Chucky: Hmm, I don't think so. You sure?
Spiderman: That's what Superman said...

Once in a while, after moments like these, our heart nearly bursts with love for Hollywood. [Cue swelling violin music.] We just hope they don't invite the Batmen. Nobody wants their party marred by another violent turf war.

• Overheard on Hollywood Boulevard [LAist]
• Previously: Batmen Grapple In Front Of Chinese Theatre! [Defamer]

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