Attention all visitors to Las Vegas: While you may have concerns about Elisha Cuthbert's career trajectory following House of Wax, it's highly unlikely that she's going to come to your room at the Palms for $47 to "run lines," no matter what this escort handbill seems to promise. (Scans submitted by a reader fresh off a Vegas trip, you can click the picture for the complete handbill.) But just in case you decide to gamble your $50 (obviously, you're prepared to tip) on the crazy chance that "Cathy" (a real girl, not a model!) shows up, the back of the flier promises to protect your faith in miracles: "NO OBLIGATION. If you don't like her send her back—NO CHARGE."

[If you think there's merely an uncanny resemblance between fictional escort "Cathy" and Cuthbert, you can see the original photo here.]

• Elisha Cuthbert [IMDb]

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