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"You will die in jail," said a Florida judge in sentencing the man who pleaded guilty to inflicting "83 blunt force injuries and more than three dozen stab wounds" upon Curious George co-creator Alan Shalleck to life in prison. Is this one a little too dark for a Friday? We'll make it up to you. [CNN]