We thought it was important to present an impassioned counterpoint to the unrelentingly negative coverage of the Britney Spears VMA Situation that goes beyond that anonymous ABCNews.com commenter's "I'd hit it" defense, so please take two minutes to watch the above video decrying the media's inarguable anti-Britney bias. After you're done, we'll leave it entirely up to you whether or not to further explore the YouTube-confessional oeuvre of the Leave Britney Alone Guy to better understand the worldview that informs the clip's production.

• LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! [YouTube]

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