An actual winner (yes, we checked) at Saturday's Creative Arts Emmy Awards sent us this photo of the way she's displaying her statuette. Take this novel Emmy-repurposing as a commentary on how some Creative Arts victors might feel about having their ceremony held in untelevised obscurity a week before the more glamorous primetime event if you must, but we find it a wholly practical use of a glittery eyesore that would otherwise be nothing more than a dust-collecting conversation piece going to waste on a mantel. In any event, we're glad it's being deployed as a toilet tissue holder and not a personal hygiene device, as the aureate angel's pointed wings were clearly not designed to be placed anywhere near sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

• Creative Arts Emmys: Nominations & Winners [Emmys.org]

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