Yes, NBC, we miss the old version of Lindsay Lohan, too, but putting last year's picture on your website to promote this weekend's SNL finale isn't going to magically restore that lustrous, auburn hair, those thirty pounds, or the much-lamented cup sizes that seem to have disappeared into, ahem, thin air. You know that you signed up for Lohan 2.0, so don't get all cute on us now. There's still time to make it up to us, though. If you strap some falsies on Horatio Sanz and have him threaten to crush the Ghost of Lohan Present between his prodigious hooters during the monologue, all will be forgiven in the ensuing hilarity.

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