Only Defamer's forensic photo lab can provide the kind of cutting-edge, highly-technologizified analysis that we've applied to a digital photograph of Lindsay Lohan's unexpected tête-à-tête with an overzealous paparazzo last night. Lohan remained safely inside her vehicle, while the poor car experienced the kind of damage the starlet usually inflicts on any bitch crazy enough to ask why she's cutting the bathroom line at Spider Club.

• Lindsay Lohan’s Paparazzi Demolition Derby [Defamer]

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