Yes, that plaid shirt and those cutoff shorts are Lindsay Lohan's, and that liver-spotted hand firmly clasping that supple, 18-year-old thigh belongs to her A Prarie Home Companion director Robert Altman. It seemed like just yesterday that Altman couldn't remember Lohan's name; now the two of them seem so comfortable that he can probably summon her from her trailer by merely pantomiming a leg-stroking motion. Once a director and his actress form that magical bond, words just get in the way.

• Lindsay Lohan on the movie set 7/10 [JJB via Stereogum, Perez, and countless others by this point]

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