Oh, how we love the crumpet-flavored dirt proffered by Popbitch!

Nicole Kidman has paper thin skin after so many treatments to remove her freckles. Apparently if you press her forehead with your finger it will leave an indent that takes ages to return to normal.

This isn't quite as insulting as the Bitch's earlier insinuation that Angelina Jolie could use a heart-to-heart talk with her mother while strolling on the beach, but it's not bad for a Thursday afternoon.

• Previously: Angelina Jolie: Could Be Fresher? [Defamer]

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