As if the Olsen Twins don't already scare the living shit out of you, we've heard a rumor that Mary-Kate and Ashley are in talks to get an adult movie career going by starring in the American remake of the Korean horror flick A Tale of Two Sisters. We think a documentary of their lives at NYU (Oh my God, they're going to THE DINING HALL ON CHILI NIGHT! and Hey, isn't that guy Ash is sucking face with, like, 40 years old?!? etc etc) would've more than filled the public quota for Olsen-related terror, but we'd never try and tell the little chipmunks how to use their summer vacation.

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