Our fourth edition of Hollywood Holiday Cards features America's favorite family in all of their Yuletide splendor. Yes, it's been a rough year for the Hilton clan, but we're not going to rehash the sordid details of the myriad embarrassments visited upon Rick and Kathy by their sex-tape-doggystylin', N-bomb-droppin', quickie-Vegas-marryin' daughters.

We're just happy that the family was able to come together long enough for this heartwarming celebration of the Christmas season. Luckily, they were able to talk Paris out of her original idea for the card, which involved a donkey in antlers, the cast of Santa's North Pole Gangbang IV, and a pair of panties covered in mistletoe.

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