Paris Hilton once again nearly shreds the fabric of the self-love continuum. Luckily, a quick-thinking salesgirl narrowly stopped Hilton from stepping between two opposing mirrors, which would have allowed the heiress to gaze upon infinite images of her admiring her own image on the shopping bag, instantly causing the universe to implode. Isn't it chilling to think about how close we are to annihilation each time Hilton goes to the mall?

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