An operative informs us that at last night's special preview of The Island, suited agent and studio exec-types were seen "falling to one knee and pulling in their arms and punching the ground and/or doing the two-handed arm grab with one another—all in imitation of Cruise on Oprah." You heard it here: Everyone's doing the Cruise! Engage your closest cubicle-mate in some two-handed wrestling, throw your arms in the air (pretending that you just don't care is optional) and yelp about the intensity of your feelings for each other, jump up and down on your boss's couch—hell, go fucking nuts and pin your assistant's hands behind her back and march her around the office like a grudging love-slave. You won't want to be left out of the new sensation Cruising across the Hollywood nation!

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