Bearing a passable resemblance to Lindsay Lohan these days must be something of a curse, as one's life might be interrupted constantly by clueless paparazzi and starfucking tourists, unwarranted traffic stops by cops looking to meet their DUI quotas, and cheesy nightclub come-ons involving a desire to get into one's coke-pants. Still, there's the occasional benefit, like the opportunity to star in Lohan-related parody videos that could rocket you to fifteen minutes of syndicated entertainment newsmagazine stardom.

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