A California lawyer is celebrating the lost love of his youth, a pre-fame, 15-year-old Jennifer Aniston, in the only way that makes sense in the internet era: by auctioning off all of his memories of their summer fling on eBay for a minimum of $100,000:

The package includes: a piece of paper with Aniston's name and phone number written in lipstick, a love letter from Aniston handwritten in red pen, a note written on toilet paper with birthday wishes from Aniston to Baroni on his 17th birthday, a page from Baroni's little black book containing Aniston's contact information, a photo of the pair hugging when they first met in 1974, an autographed photo from the cast of "Friends," a December 2004 copy of In Touch magazine with an article about their relationship and a notarized statement by Baroni certifying and attesting to the authenticity of the materials. [...] "She was very fun and lively, a loving kind of person," [auctioneer Michael] Baroni told the AP during a phone interview Friday. "I think the materials show an innocent look into someone I think is very endearing."

"An innocent look"? Ah, now we get it: No matter what untold riches they might bring, he's keeping the panties for himself.

UPDATE: A spoof auction beats the real one to eBay.

• Aniston Love Letters to Be Auctioned [AP]

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