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Clearly the female side of the Lohan family tree contains a dominant progeria gene, as Ali at 13 looks like Lindsay at 21, who looks like Dina at 45, who looks like 168-year-old Great Great Great Grandma Abigail Lohan, designer of the family crest. [Us Weekly]