It's been nearly a month since Coinslotgate—in which Lindsay Lohan's SNL crack-double subterfuge was revealed, calling into question the authenticity of all of the actress's future butt-cleavage work—tore through Hollywood. We thought that Lohan would never come clean on the issue, but under the cruel cross-examination of hatchet-headed talk show prosecutor Jay Leno the other night, Lohan, um, cracked, admitting that the delicious flashes of rump-fissure featured in the now-infamous parody "Coinslot Cream" ad were the work of a stand-in "with a good ass." Lohan further noted that the sketch was filmed at an especially inconvenient early morning hour, but without the protective presence of her publicist, stopped short of claiming that her ass missed the shoot because it was "exhausted."

• COINSLOTGATE: Did Lohan Use A Crack-Double? [Defamer]

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