The marketing braintrust at Paramount really weren't fucking around when they decided to leave no teen behind in their promotional campaign for World Trade Center, as they've erected a tasteful monument to their upcoming blockbuster hopeful on MySpace, the online home of all sophisticated discourse on recent national tragedies. The movie's collected just 40 friends so far (some of whom appear to be Paramount employees), but we're sure once WTC learns the ropes of social networking, it will soon collect an enthusiastic gang of Tila Tequila clones and middle-aged men who lie about their age to lure the naive Twin Towers into some hott cybersex while its parents are still at work.

• WTC [MySpace]
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