· Associate Producer Michael Seligman has watched a run-through and says Jon Stewart has "some very funny stuff in his monologue, and it's only going to get better." That wasn't nearly overly-enthusiastic or superlative-laden enough! We're worried! [Oscar Beat]
· OscarWatch.com has compiled most of the major media predictions into one handy chart, which basically looks like a sheet of "Brokeback - Ang Lee - Hoffman - Witherspoon"-patterned wallpaper. [OscarWatch.com]
· The Vanity Fair party will be webcasting this year, allowing you to have a pathetic, 4x4 inch pixelated glimpse into what your life might have been like had you made smarter choices. [The O-Factor]
· The spectacular unfurling of a gold lame curtain manages to emasculate an entire crew of humiliated workmen. [The Envelope]
· Ever wonder what your mother would look like accepting an Oscar? Wonder no longer. [The WOW Report]

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