The hooligans who brought down the cease-and-desist vengeance of the Olsen Twins' Dualstar Entertainment with their infamous, profoundly disturbing "Save Mary-Kate" t-shirt have finally rendered Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson in t-shirt form. Frankly, we're a little surprised that it's taken this long for someone to capitalize on StallionMania™ in this fashion, and we wish them luck when the next wave of angry legal correspondence involving unauthorized use of a celebrity's graven image commences. We bet that Butterscotch Stallion Industries is going to want a piece of the action. Get 'em while they're semi-legal!

• The Butterscotch Stallion T-shirt [Randy and Moss]
• Save Mary-Kate T-Shirts From Mary-Kate’s Lawyers, Part II: Cease And Desist [Defamer]

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