· FishbowlLA reports that Reese Witherspoon has taken a moment's break from vigorously loofahing any residual Kirsten Dunst cells off her body to sign with Endeavor.
· Accorded to Us Weekly, it was Ryan Seacrest himself who got Kathy Griffin booted from E!. Add that to her growing shit list resume.
· Asked to comment on the "Seinfeld Curse," Julia Louis-Dreyfus provides a master class in how to respond to obnoxious entertainment reporter questions: "My short answer is I have no worries about that because I'm on a heavy dose of antibiotics right now."
· Before we get all carried away in the Sundance hoopla (bon voyage, Mark!), the LAT would like to remind us that many Sundance winners are still miserable, broke schmos like the rest of us.
· We've all heard the jokes. But Defamer slutty sister site Fleshbot delivers the goods. Ladies and gentlemen: Bareback Mountain, the gay porn.
· Ever wonder how tall you stood in relation to celebrities and famous historical figures? No? Well here's the link anyway. [via b3ta]
· "You are getting very sleepy, my subservient rabbit friend."

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