· We know that you've already been tantalized by a Cloverfield trailer of barely watchable quality, so here's a better one that should induce about 50 percent fewer seizures. Your neurologist can thank us later. [via Vulture]
· Donnie Osmond apologizes to Larry King for doubting the host's motives in actually asking his sister a tough question she may not have been ready for.
· Where in the world is Paris Hilton? (Hint: it's still not Rwanda.)
· Radar does some work on Owen Wilson's face, taking all of the character out of his most instantly recognizable feature. (And they didn't spare the scalpel for Darjeeling co-star Adrien Brody, either.)
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