· They really should install one of these on the rooftop of the Standard Downtown. Sure, they might lose a couple of people over the side of the building, but hardly anyone would notice. [via BoingBoing]
· Breaking off your engagement is so in right now. Everyone's doing it!
· This made our heads explode a little bit.
· Everyone knows that the most crucial part of anyone's third time through rehab is the spray-on tan part. No one wants to look pasty when they get back to LA for their relapse.

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