We fully intend to bill Fox at a later date for the free advertising, but we're too horny for Borat's sister to write up the invoice right now. [via Thighs Wide Shut]
· We had no idea that Denise Richards had a silence to break, but there you have it: She's in love with the guy from Bon Jovi who's not Bon Jovi and she doesn't care who knows about it.
· Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen starts fitting a new lady for a cheerleading uniform.
· Johnny Drama's finest work was easily "Retarded Brother" on Nash Bridges, though the performance went criminally unrecognized by the Fake Emmys.
· Jessica Alba was assaulted by a horny dolphin based solely on her abilities as an actress, causing her to be deeply conflicted about the incident.

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