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Open your Christmas presents early, go to jail.
While lighting a match to disguise your flatulence problem is a considerate thing to do at home, it's not the way to mask your gaseous emissions while trapped in an aluminum tube 30,000 feet in the air. [via BWE]
If you're going to pretend to be retarded for 20 years, don't blow your cover on something like fighting a traffic ticket.
We apologize if you've already seen this video of a dog humping a cat's head, but we're duty bound to pass it along, as it was new to us.

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